Hairosniff is a band in Moshi Monsters and a parody of the band Aerosmith.
Their biography states the existence of other songs, "Don't Wanna Sniff a Thing" (pun on "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing") and "Squawk this Way" (pun on "Walk this Way"), but only Poppet (Looks Like A Furi) is available on The Underground Disco.
Poppet (Looks Like a Furi) (pun on "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)")
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Calling all ageing rock fans - the boys are back in town! Monsters across the City are backcombing their hair, squeezing into their tightest trousers and rocking on down to Main Street 'cos Hairosniff are performing on their never-ending comeback tour. They might be old, but these monsterific rockers can still put on a mighty fine show!
When Screech and the rest of the band aren't on stage reliving their youth, they collapse in their cribs and actually act their age. It must be a relief to get out of the tight trousers and complain about the price of boiled sweets!
Arrrrrrgh! It's the legendary Screech Mc Piehole, Hairosniff's frontman. This big-mouthed, blue-haired dude is the only original band member left, but he's still screamin' out those tunes.
Location: On tour all over the Moshi world
Job: Rock band
Mega hits: "Don't Wanna Sniff a Thing". "Squawk this Way"
- Guitarist Moe Hairy drinks a lot of wobble-ade before going on stage.
- Scarf thrown by an adoring fan
After a trip to Backwards Island, they wrote the song Poppet (Looks Like a Furi) and have felt confused ever since.
Led by legendary big-mouthed screamer, Screech McPiehole, Hairosniff have gone through more band members than bottles of aargh-garita. But that hasn't stopped them churning out mega-hits such as "Don't Wanna Sniff a Thing" and "Squawk this Way".
As well as recording some classic tunes, these wrinkly monsters of rock have been touring the Moshi world for as long as anyone can remember. When they're not stumbling around on stage or guzzling wobble-ade by the gallon, they enjoy wrapping scarves around their walking frames, brushing their wigs and moaning about the price of boiled sweets. Help! The aged!
Boil-in-the-bag codswallop and really tight pants.
Wimpy music and daylight.